tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59839772026345289722024-03-14T01:18:29.270-07:00The Meowy-FestoThe Meowy-Festohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02404938068838291850noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5983977202634528972.post-69908466424881987662009-07-05T07:28:00.000-07:002009-07-05T16:46:11.482-07:00The Total Joy that is STRINGString. Such a magical word. It is the perfect source of entertainment AND an excellent annoyance method for keeping your human off balance and running around frantically.<br /><br />For those of you unsure of how to utilize string to it's fullest capacity, I have put together a little training presentation. Further lessons on a cat to cat basis are available by contacting me by cmail.<br /><br />And now, I present to you. String, the 8th wonder of the World<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">1. Always be on the look out for a String Experience<br /></div><span class="postbody"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8NBGTDu9X9e9q7PCIfFwBYrOAhj3yMJdEThxO0BRHaErLrV4iWPt6H0_K9alOgqrcrFG_lCUDnaIMws9JhvMyg3csLxrgTXcVonxPWVfLx5i-513MIcCieuVBOZWMRJBdzWkmrpWttiIc/s1600-h/must+open.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8NBGTDu9X9e9q7PCIfFwBYrOAhj3yMJdEThxO0BRHaErLrV4iWPt6H0_K9alOgqrcrFG_lCUDnaIMws9JhvMyg3csLxrgTXcVonxPWVfLx5i-513MIcCieuVBOZWMRJBdzWkmrpWttiIc/s200/must+open.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354992358577634514" border="0" /></a></div><span class="postbody">2. You need to appear casually distinterested when you discover a major cache of String. Calling attention to yourself by wildly flinging your catself into the middle of String, while purr-sonally satisfying, can res</span><span class="postbody">ult in a swift and immediate termination of the St</span><span class="postbody">ring Experience by</span><span class="postbody"> whatever human is passing through the room. T</span><span class="postbody">hey simply do not understand the Joy of String.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdKC4GErkwJYAWtgXR2bNlKuCfClWTPQlVf_yPueAJvuutaEwLoe0daBBdW84JOIziCSadO9LCfuM9Gx6hbtyxARDEHTb-uz14GLpgZwtx4UONm9H6lRosMF1w2Pn4Jo7HKOyw2ZW7thAf/s1600-h/notmycolor.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdKC4GErkwJYAWtgXR2bNlKuCfClWTPQlVf_yPueAJvuutaEwLoe0daBBdW84JOIziCSadO9LCfuM9Gx6hbtyxARDEHTb-uz14GLpgZwtx4UONm9H6lRosMF1w2Pn4Jo7HKOyw2ZW7thAf/s200/notmycolor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354992932988298194" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: left;">3. Keeping your dignity while being watched ensures a prime String Experience.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCHPSdBmIUcjDyy2r8n8vwjSETck9O_YBR0jieG3C_Ws8TBXyEyQvFExen50tSjigf9TGQXF7w8UBZCu_bemdooD9rLtVEM85OU7l6fFFbliQ9446FaqBxmtdkydWQ0WZxNk-JdZ7gU7ar/s1600-h/stringdignity.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCHPSdBmIUcjDyy2r8n8vwjSETck9O_YBR0jieG3C_Ws8TBXyEyQvFExen50tSjigf9TGQXF7w8UBZCu_bemdooD9rLtVEM85OU7l6fFFbliQ9446FaqBxmtdkydWQ0WZxNk-JdZ7gU7ar/s200/stringdignity.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354994283973295554" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><span class="postbody"><br /></span><br /><span class="postbody"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />4. If caught in the middle of a String Experience, bathe immediately. It will disarm any observers, human or otherwise.<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnDSwAjsrMjrsCzpqAL3cn3b4HZZqSjjD4r2fx6Xa6I9M4d4iKMEYiCeK-CrNowl2tL5sxo0yjKOfJjyMXm2g0D2BKX9qZxipkf_TNbblT_a1-H5lpp9rr8l20zD-pkc8biG_gfmO2MSg0/s1600-h/actcasual.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnDSwAjsrMjrsCzpqAL3cn3b4HZZqSjjD4r2fx6Xa6I9M4d4iKMEYiCeK-CrNowl2tL5sxo0yjKOfJjyMXm2g0D2BKX9qZxipkf_TNbblT_a1-H5lpp9rr8l20zD-pkc8biG_gfmO2MSg0/s200/actcasual.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354994728241611954" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span class="postbody"><br /></span><br /><br /><span class="postbody"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />5. Slowly begin to gather all the strings in your space closer.<br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOq3G-TnCIhQOS-FSnl-APX3ZgkWAjo65Yjc6H7yo9LQrywVbjMJ7rUR51r6UTPNiwZrgVtSemLrV4pGWo0CSrSSu_J16N6PdCv7mMtsTlr6uqAii-K4dTuS8c53wPTLj4UC-YiO0FJw6A/s1600-h/creativity.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOq3G-TnCIhQOS-FSnl-APX3ZgkWAjo65Yjc6H7yo9LQrywVbjMJ7rUR51r6UTPNiwZrgVtSemLrV4pGWo0CSrSSu_J16N6PdCv7mMtsTlr6uqAii-K4dTuS8c53wPTLj4UC-YiO0FJw6A/s200/creativity.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354995199397905714" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />and closer, keeping an eye out for interruptions.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGJbXZsFm2dY-8UUsE1KhsgRG5aooet9f4CIFlpwuzyPGU2Wf-aqs4HGqKUEa6ubganYKgv-C2NzAjXMgQH2X0ongk-UrVLlX3c6q5pCmq5fEASzN9PkZ9IbdvWQArf6hkFE47UWQgioJw/s1600-h/jackpot.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGJbXZsFm2dY-8UUsE1KhsgRG5aooet9f4CIFlpwuzyPGU2Wf-aqs4HGqKUEa6ubganYKgv-C2NzAjXMgQH2X0ongk-UrVLlX3c6q5pCmq5fEASzN9PkZ9IbdvWQArf6hkFE47UWQgioJw/s200/jackpot.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355090779990060162" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />6 Survey your space carefully, you don't want to miss any string that might have accidentally away<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHvpZH7RXcRLMh6ccONz76oTitBfDRs7_UVuM6beCs3ghQLYJHePQAFMLxHwJfaZYu-v5kstKlQR590quePhb-Ds94z0HL1lXYrgFpvd1p-5CM9cuhNwv3tnU_920OE-DoTkX59LoRT501/s1600-h/ohmissedsome.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHvpZH7RXcRLMh6ccONz76oTitBfDRs7_UVuM6beCs3ghQLYJHePQAFMLxHwJfaZYu-v5kstKlQR590quePhb-Ds94z0HL1lXYrgFpvd1p-5CM9cuhNwv3tnU_920OE-DoTkX59LoRT501/s200/ohmissedsome.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355124923031461106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglu0QHJodHZ7Y5CzEdUrNqiHBTzhDtCkZ9VUdfoT8X_fDLPm8Q3a3tJZhIhsM44iZU77dkysF6VGgH8H3u848JIhlQ_fuLCM_zPMId-9d4y_MXzC_F8UYhJzFpH4azinmj1jgbPFrQZiXB/s1600-h/strings.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglu0QHJodHZ7Y5CzEdUrNqiHBTzhDtCkZ9VUdfoT8X_fDLPm8Q3a3tJZhIhsM44iZU77dkysF6VGgH8H3u848JIhlQ_fuLCM_zPMId-9d4y_MXzC_F8UYhJzFpH4azinmj1jgbPFrQZiXB/s200/strings.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355125234157501410" border="0" /></a><br />7. Always be on the alert for additional treasures to add to the String Experience.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />8. Once you've gathered all the String together, take a deep breath and<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5b1oglb7OFrQy9fZAFIhukPDIwzwdnz72W8a83Rmn6YpB9VZ9e-xn92RWpDmncjM8Q5hMJ8cVLIhHkgLtLcB0M06VX95RpwvTTKfMCLLaUHznJbyrsrefzdFDK794fz-bD7BTlkTfUts/s1600-h/leaveusalone.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5b1oglb7OFrQy9fZAFIhukPDIwzwdnz72W8a83Rmn6YpB9VZ9e-xn92RWpDmncjM8Q5hMJ8cVLIhHkgLtLcB0M06VX95RpwvTTKfMCLLaUHznJbyrsrefzdFDK794fz-bD7BTlkTfUts/s200/leaveusalone.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355125761463336418" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />9. Kitteh Lazers on STUN All UR Stringz iz MINE! ~Hiss, Glare, Repeat~<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD_S6DiRQSpD3p_VL88v0xKYPgINKWM9OB00mvpyzaiBRk6BSN1yaxdtTxAOP4luRfyFtGXAjub8YrUiP_x8Sb9NkJwuDQP2vFv5j7KeZa-WP-mrHEC6qt0dTeDSOxcYRBTakcbeAFw5wP/s1600-h/mystrings.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD_S6DiRQSpD3p_VL88v0xKYPgINKWM9OB00mvpyzaiBRk6BSN1yaxdtTxAOP4luRfyFtGXAjub8YrUiP_x8Sb9NkJwuDQP2vFv5j7KeZa-WP-mrHEC6qt0dTeDSOxcYRBTakcbeAFw5wP/s200/mystrings.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355126207442272242" border="0" /></a>The Meowy-Festohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02404938068838291850noreply@blogger.com1