For those of you unsure of how to utilize string to it's fullest capacity, I have put together a little training presentation. Further lessons on a cat to cat basis are available by contacting me by cmail.
And now, I present to you. String, the 8th wonder of the World
1. Always be on the look out for a String Experience
2. You need to appear casually distinterested when you discover a major cache of String. Calling attention to yourself by wildly flinging your catself into the middle of String, while purr-sonally satisfying, can result in a swift and immediate termination of the String Experience by whatever human is passing through the room. They simply do not understand the Joy of String.
3. Keeping your dignity while being watched ensures a prime String Experience.
4. If caught in the middle of a String Experience, bathe immediately. It will disarm any observers, human or otherwise.
5. Slowly begin to gather all the strings in your space closer.
and closer, keeping an eye out for interruptions.
6 Survey your space carefully, you don't want to miss any string that might have accidentally away
7. Always be on the alert for additional treasures to add to the String Experience.
8. Once you've gathered all the String together, take a deep breath and
9. Kitteh Lazers on STUN All UR Stringz iz MINE! ~Hiss, Glare, Repeat~